http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...yne-shame.html
Summary: He spent a day drinking in hideous Alderley Edge and started hitting on this girl asking her about her boobs, le then left with girl to go back to her gaff and shag her and he decided to drive and got stopped and booked by cops. His pregnant wife was on holiday and she has already tried to call the floosy.
What do you reckon?