Thread: Drunken woman at bus stop tried to get on my bike
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Old 13-09-2017, 04:20 PM #1
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Default Drunken woman at bus stop tried to get on my bike
So I ws out last night on my bike about 6.30pm, when this drunken old woman aged about 60, said 'hey, gizza a backa...me bus iz late...'

She meant that I give her a ride home with her sitting on the back seat and me peddling.

So much so she hitched her skirt up and tried to get on the seat.

I said, 'NO YOU DON'T! I'm not covered for health and safety!' and I sped off.
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