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I'll be running this later tonight, so you've got until whenever I decide you've got until to input anything you'd like to input. I'm using the opinions ("player A to win", "player B to die a slow coconut-related death", etc) that I've got from you guys so far to influence - as best as I can - how well the players will do, so anything's appreciated (I promise I'm not just being lazy, I thought I'd try and attempt something mildly interactive)