1. Cody (duh, refreshingly unique and basically the BB equivalent of Frank Garrison)
2. Jessica (I want and need Jody on The Amazing Race)
3. Mark (one of the few Genuinely Nice People on BB)
4. Elena ("you're not gonna put condiments on that? :\" stealing 5K from Alex 
being a bitter juror )
5. Jason (he really wasn't that bad! Flawed, but ultimately harmless)
6. Ramses (dorky and out of place, I like him enough but this is where I'm starting to rank people by default)
7. Josh (biggest glo up ever?! I'm still on a high after last night so he'll probably drop in a few weeks/months)
8. Kevin (wasted potential bc he was up Paul's ass SO ****ing much that it was so pathetic)
9. Cameron (never that bad in the first place but I don't really believe he would've been 100% against Paul like he claims!)
10. Dominique (being a black girl doesn't take away the fact that she's kind of reeeeally ****ing annoying sorry!)
11. Raven (can BB20 be Danielle Murphree vs. Raven Walton please?)
12. Jillian (I mean... she was kinda funny ish? and I wish she stayed over Christmas?)
13. Megan (gj getting out of that house ASAP but you still were kind of lame sorry hun)
14. Alex (she still sucks a whole lot but she served up some Survivor rawness and realness when she put her key in the box)
15. Christmas ("I killed people with kindness all summer" somehow wasn't even the least self-aware thing said last night)
16. Matt (redefines offensively boring and boringly offensive)
17. Paul (I haven't stopped laughing for 15 hours )
okay so this season was definitely not good in any sense of the word BUT narrative definitely does matter and last night was enough for me to put this above BB16 and
maybe BB14 or even BB18? Still to be determined but definitely not The Worst.