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later that night in the bunker

Colonel Rashadov: at ease men, we've got no visitors scheduled and............

Lieutenant Rakhamov: huh welcome to the base General Vochkov

Maxim: yes yes stand down comrade

Colonel Rashadov: we weren't expecting you

Maxim: no of course not, is our satellite ready

Colonel Rashadov: yes of course Always ready, with this key you can activate it

Maxim: Tiffany take care of our guests will ya

Tiffany: *shooting everyone in the bunker with her machine gun*

Maxim: now let us activate satellite Andrej in 3, 2, 1 *activates satellite using key*


Derek: okay we're online, get out of there team before the police show up

Maxim: copy that boss, let's go Tiffany


007's room, was being followed by Josh Collins, one of Dragon's henchmen

Josh: *shooting into 007's bed*

James: hello Josh

Josh: mr bond, you are about to be killed *turning on tv*

TV: a man named James Bond presumably shot himself in his hotel room

James: ah a show which can predict the future i love these shows

Josh: this isn't a joke, i am a trained gunman i can make it look suicide all the way from Moscow

James: your gun you fired your 5 rounds, now i got my 2 rounds *killing Josh instantly*

end of part 2