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Old 12-10-2017, 08:06 AM #5
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Originally Posted by Northern Monkey View Post
Wonder if she gets 72 virgins now?
Good point. Also wonder what happens after you deflowered the 72nd, do they all turn into virgins again or is your eternal sex life over? Do those on their way to this reward ever consider the small print do you think? Can they get pregnant? Imagine if you ended up with 72 sets of twins you'd never get a nights sleep again. Is this heaven or a sneaky kind of purgatory?

Come to think of it who wants 72 blokes who don't know what to do with you. Much to much premature excitement for one eternity.
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