[Amy Jade]

I like to keep my smellies classy
Moi Paris for me and nothing cheap and nasty
I like my scents all soft and flirty
It gets the boys in the mood for talking dirty

I love a spritz of Flowerbomb or Miss Dior
None of that celeb junk that makes me smell like a who.re
Say no to Charlie and So...Kiss me too
Nothing that costs a fiver smells like anything but what you put down the loo

So shower me with BonBon or a lovely candy smell
Gucci, Tom Ford or even Chanel
Nothing feels nicer than testing them out
Waving the delicate paper under my snout
So show me a hunky man wearing Sauvage and he's got a chance of touching my vag