lorraine humphrey won't inspire me to apply to be a poet ! 27.11.17
i am going to apply
even if one more GCSE does discourage
no humiliation will ever dry
i got bigger balls then farage.
what is on my side
very articulate timing
head on and never a hide
all expressed in rhyming.
it may all be sewage
not even worthy of the gutter
in highgate i cause extreme silage
leaving before they pulled the shutter.
to the department of work and pensions
all colleague's leave me not confident
may i suggest a end to your pay extensions
like me as a poet your incompetent.
a great news story
to the investigation we owe it
it inspired from me this jackanory
just remember don't give me the job as a poet.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/500561...hologist-103k/