[Romantic Old Bird]

I hope Stuart is allowed to return to university and to run free with Team Handsome, with the wind coursing through his tousled mane. I hope he remains as laidback and good-natured as he appears. If he can do all this with Michelle in the background fair enough, and good luck to both of them.

However, I have to say I am not concerned either way. The difference between them and P&H as I have said before is that they were full on from more or less the beginning. The other housemates were incredibly tolerant of them, and there wasn't a vendetta to get one of them out. We never had to wonder, 'Will they?'

It was more: 'Oh, please God, not again'

Sorry Chilled, I think Michelle's propensity to white stiletto's and the Croydon facelift will eventually jar with the tres middle class Stuart