[Ross.]

This year my Secret Santa is the talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, **** on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it, RileyH!

My first present to you is...

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The Hollyoaks Hunks Calendar (yes it's for 2012 but embrace the past!)

My second present to you is...

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The Everything You Need To Know Book for all your questions to give LukeB a break!

My third present to you is...

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A lovely piece of art of your favourite word!

My fourth present to you is...

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Both of Vanessa White's EP's for your music fix over Christmas!

My fifth present to you is...

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Some ducktape to stop Ant when he starts talking about sex!

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year RileyH, I hope 2018 is the best year for you yet darling