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Old 04-01-2018, 06:59 AM #3
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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier View Post
That's a bit backwards Maru. Just because me, your husband, Vicky's husband, Northern Monkey and Marsh like a large weather-worn finger in the butt, does not mean we aren't straight .
Well as long as it's only Team Maru then it's OK. But I have pretty long, but quite slender fingers. It's those painterly/artist hands you know... more for fine grippage and charismatic fluid strokes... so maybe not so good for door #2, but maybe good for other creative outlets

It's a shame we can't self-exam, this thread would be so easy. I mean we do self-breast exams once per month (well, we should...) to check for lumps. If a penis stops working, it's pretty obvious. It's just a finger for you guys for a minute or two(?), but for the women's the doctor goes spelunking with an a double ice cream scoop for 10-15. I've never asked my husband about his anal spelunking... actually I'll ask him in the morning
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