[waterhog]

metro bites - should the met office use regional slang ? 03.01.18
　
welcome to the forecast
i will not let you hang
this shower is vast
its highgate lightning with a bang.
for those south
i hope you agree
its not like the Scottish mouth
gods having a trickle that's wee.
in the east of the capital
this will get rockery
watching eastenders is vital
this forecast can be translated in cockney.
Liverpool has no divide
sunshine is smoking like a bifter
a nice report from merseyside
sorry but sunshine is the lifter.
slang is adequate
but may i suggest poetry will thunder
rhymes raining is accurate
to much whether made me immigrate down under.