As the mods can attest I have had a strict problem with oversized signatures, since... well I joined, really
The signature guidelines are there for a reason and there is little I hate more than having a whole page taken up by BigBrotherFan93CallMeDavidLol and his 4 quotes in his signature about a hilarious conversation from the chat threads last July
I know the mods are probably sick of me using the report function for this so I propose this instead: I am bestowed with a moderator status that can only edit signatures and replace any that are a breach of the rules with a spoilered, graphic picture of Thomas_C taking a poo.
I am at breaking point I really am. This is ENTIRELY directed at you, @Epic. (you are the latest example)
Just stick to one pic, one quote, and maybe 2 lines

that is more than bloody enough

or put it all in a spoiler if you MUST