Oldgit, I couldn't agree more. They were both ghastly!
His dad looks like he is wearing joke choppers, and is of the 'chop off his head' variety.
A good case for interviewing the relatives as well when they choose housemates I think!
At least Paul's M&D were OK. His mum was pretty and diplomatic and his dad was, well, Paul in twenty years! (Only using a LOT less hair gel!)
Alex's were like two inhabitants of Royston Vasey!

In fact, are we sure they weren't?