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Originally Posted by Jason.
I really don't understand the Roberto love.
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Apart from chucking the bowl of noodles over Maxwell's head, there was justifying it by calling Maxwell an aggressive greedy child for how he behaved during it, 'WHATEVA. MINGER' I have personal attachment to for it being the first BB line I heard and it was extremely hilarious, his love/hate thing with Mary 'Roberto ROBERTOOO', his off-the-rails obsession with protecting the kitchen, his abrasive argument with Makosi just because she didn't clean dishes (you are takin the FOOKING PISS) that ended with him hurling a ton of personal insults at her but finishing with 'And having said all that, I love you still
', him repeatedly going 'Urgh I don't want to be a father figure!!' while forcing being fatherly to everyone, his speed dating task with Kemal and caressing him pretending he was about to snog him, and his overly caring friendship with Derek including
spoonfeeding him at night when he was grumpy.
And if you're really gonna go there with that one episode where he was awful to Kemal, Lesley threatened Sam multiple times, hid her stuff and mercilessly bullied her, some cases of which didn't even air. Way worse to her than Roberto ever was to Kemal.
You motha funky buggas
Craig - 15
Derek - 21
Kemal - 19
Kinga - 19
Lesley - 2 -
Makosi - 20
Mary - 18
Roberto - 7 +
Sam - 11
Science - 14
Vanessa - 13
12th: Saskia
13th: Orlaith
14th: Anthony
15th: Maxwell
16th: Eugene