[kirklancaster]

A Drag Queen reading to a young child?
Why should such an event be so feared?
(As long as her wig’s not grotesquely wild
And she trims off her ‘tache and her beard.

There’s nought scary about Cookie, to be fair,
Who seems a lovely, elegant old girl
Not so the Mayor, who with that costume and hair
Should be with Jack Sparrow aboard the Black Pearl.

In this day and age when reading’s not the rage
And some teens can’t spell the word ‘CAT’
This can encourage kids to start ‘turning the page’
And I ask you; What’s so wrong with that?

Heaven forbid, this should confuse any kid
About sexual identity or gender
For with ‘Drag’ nothing’s hid so stop flipping your lid
A man in a frock’s just a ‘Panto Pretender’