[Retroman]

I hope this is a joke topic and you're just wasting the forums time...
As id much rather that than actually have to face the fact that some people are so insecure they live in a world of mass denial.

Until I see a picture of this god like appearance, and have good authority from a large range of females that you are indeed a gift to womankind, I will brand you an over paranoid mess who has to put up a psychological wall in order to convince yourself that you're decent looking...
When in reality, your closest thing to a love life was brushing arms with your secondary school crush in the corridor.