[LemonJam]

I used to work at Heathrow airport. One time I was working on the self checkouts and customers had to scan their boarding passes on them (making many customers angry) so I would go around and offer to scan for them or override it. I approached a random bald man and offered to help. He retorted in a jolly Irish accent "no that's alright! I've got to figure it out myself some time!" I looked up and it was Dara O'Brien! A lot of people watched on in silence as Dara shook the boarding pass frantically around the scanner. The intensity intensified. The scanner beeped and everybody cheered as one man shouted "I loved you on mock The week Dara"

And that tibbers was the most exciting part of my sad ****ing life.