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Originally Posted by jaxie
There was a chap called TS
He thinks the UK a terrible mess
He doesn't like Tories
And you can tell from his stories
That he thinks Scotland's the best
I once knew a man called Leather Trumpet
Who was partial to a buttery crumpet
He didn't mind the Tories
As long as none of them were snorey
And he didn't have to have Boris as his strumpet
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There once was a lady called Jaxie
Who liked to make poems about Tories
She did one about TS
and one about LT
And I wrote one that didn't rhyme!