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Old 08-03-2018, 11:14 AM #7
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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier View Post
There once was a lady called Jaxie
Who liked to make poems about Tories
She did one about TS
and one about LT
And I wrote one that didn't rhyme!
There once was a chap called LT
Who made friends with a bad tempered Bee
Which gave him a Sting
On his poor little Thing
And stopped him from having a Wee

I knew this young fisherman called TS
Who went to church in his lucky red Vest
But it wasn't God
Who touched up his Cod
It was the Vicar the dirty old Sod

Never say I'm a one trick tory writing pony.
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