[rachb]

well a few years ago we were in Mcdonalds right at the front waiting to be served with loads of people behind us,when my husband broke wind.he had tried to do it quietly but instead it was realllly loud.He then turned to me and at the top of his voice said ''Rach!'' everyone looked at me even though it was him
He's still not forgiven

a close second would be a few weeks ago when my little boy told everyone in sainsbury's that he'd done a great big wee
I really need to get a new family