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Originally Posted by Calderyon

I´m sorry, but my penis says no.

(For the record, i agree with it) (And yes, it can talk.)

did you get your dick out in the rain?

Originally Posted by michael21

One day I put my penis in a girl and she told me to take it out again

did she ask nicely

Originally Posted by michael21

That fine just make sure it in the right section

its not

Originally Posted by RileyH

buy some lazy

you're lazy fat bitch