Episode #1 - Closet Queens
Part One
Scene: a currently empty werkroom.
VinChelle is the first queen to enter the otherwise empty werkroom, wearing a vintage red dress and a bow around her neck. “Guess I should have knocked first, huh?”, she asks herself, before kicking her high heels off and putting her feet up on a stool. “Might as well make myself at home…”
“Let the bullfight commence, ladies!” says
Rafaella Pop, wearing a red flamenco dress, complete with black hat and roses stuck to the side of her head. “You did red better than me, you bitch!” VinChelle laughs as she approaches her for a hug. Rafaella looks back, confused, and smiles politely. “I like your bow,” she finally brings herself to say.
Big Dee is next in, donning a short leopard print dress and a red wig. “Nice tits, d’you get them on sale?” she asks nobody in particular. VinChelle screams.
“I hope you’re sitting comfortably,” says
Eva Young, posing in her sheer white gown and orange Elizabethan ruff, “because the show’s about to begin.” Once she’s over at the desk, she asks the other queens why she’s the only one not wearing red. “Oh my god, did I miss the memo?”
“Did any of you ladies order a side of fish?” asks
Jessica L’Whor, wearing an art deco-style gold and white leotard and thigh-high boots, in a slightly over-rehearsed manner. “Oh,” retorts Big Dee from across the room. “
Here’s the ham I asked for.”
“Honey, she’s home!” declares an exuberant
Honey Davenport, dressed in a silver mini dress, as she twirls into the werkroom. Once she mentions that she’s from New York City, the other queens start discussing their hometowns. Jessica reveals that she's from Aurora, Colorado, while Eva says with pride that she's a Chicago queen. “I’ve come all the way from Madrid,” Rafaella tells the group. “...
Madrid, Iowa?” Big Dee asks in return.
“Boo, you whor
es,” says
Valentine Addams. Eva reads her t-shirt and shouts, “nobody touch her!”, prompting Valentine to run towards her and give her a bear hug. “Mixed messages, girl,” says Jessica.
Bombalicious Eklaver, dressed in a serpent costume, walks into the werkroom silently before letting out a loud hissing sound. “Alaska’s back!” yells Valentine in delight.