Quote:
Originally Posted by Toy Soldier
"Two sticks drink a lot of tea, and then when they wake up they can't remember where their stick car is, so they drink more tea and go to find it."
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(strangely, I dislike Ashton Kutcher AND love Dude Where's My Car. It is a ludicrous film. HAIL ZOLTAN!)
ANYWAY
Topic #2
The song "My Hips Don't Lie" by pop sensation Shakira.
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"Can cups of tea tell lies? Do you understand how ridiculous an idea that is? Now imagine a hip lying? Still ridiculous? There, there's next to no difference between hips and tea. So don't rape-wait wrong analogy."
*insert video of stick man with speech bubble saying "wow you lying bitch you cup of tea"*