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Originally Posted by Marsh.
If you're just spreading the sh*t all over your ass then you need to learn to clean properly. 
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wrong!
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Indeed, you can never get properly clean by simply wiping, since you are, effectively, pushing the stuff into your skin. Would anyone dream of cleaning their hands by simply wiping them on tissue paper?
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https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...g-toilet-paper
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If you’re relying on toilet paper alone to clean up after you take a dump, you’re not doing a very good job of getting yourself entirely poo-free. As pooing expert Rose George explained to Tonic, dry toilet paper doesn’t work to clean dirt – it just moves it around.
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http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/28/sorry-...r-bum-7033924/
There's loads about it online.
I used to feel superior about wiping until I watched a bbc doc on the subject a couple of years ago.