[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Twosugars

wrong!


https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...g-toilet-paper


http://metro.co.uk/2017/10/28/sorry-...r-bum-7033924/

There's loads about it online.
I used to feel superior about wiping until I watched a bbc doc on the subject a couple of years ago.

I don't feel superior about wiping.

I'm just saying if you're "smearing" it all over yourself you aint doing it right.

My shower makes a lovely bidet.