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Originally Posted by Toy Soldier
"I don't know what's wrong with me..." said our source, "I used to be up at 6am and the first one in to do a full days work. And I enjoyed it! But now, all I want to do is watch Netflix and argue with people on the internet. I haven't been to work for nearly 6 months, and in the last year my wife has had 3 children just for the Tax Credits. My boss hasn't even noticed my absence, because he's never there either... he left in the middle of the day to play Call of Duty and eat Doritos and hasn't come back."
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wait, how did you know they were teachers?
