Shell did say in the house that she would NEVER do Page 3!

Art form? Ha! Ha! Ha!

Could you imagine it up in the Tate Gallery alongside all the famous nude paintings?

"And this one here is called 'Bird wiv 'er tits out', a photographic portrait by 'Lecherous O'Bastard' the Arts editor at the Newspaper to the art world, The Scum". I don't see it somehow, do you?