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Vineé - Turns out to be the nation’s sweetheart, however he is very argumentative and his feud with Monica is the main storyline of the series.

Cheryl - House mother, although mood is volatile and regularly shouts and swears.

Lynne - Very very kind to others. Everybody loves Lynne.

Nadia & Kyle - Imagine a younger and Scouse Imran and Sukhvinder. Nadia is iconic af, Kyle can be a bit of a downer.

Jordan - The most flamboyant housemate. Tries to be in with the lads but they are mean to him so he sides with Vineé for a bit.

Karen - Generally pretty quiet. Survived the first eviction and pretty much floats to the final. Pretty likeable none the less.

Stephanie - The posh one. In other words, the one that Nicky would stan. She has a showmance with Dan.

Monica - Your Farran Abraham type housemate. Rude to others, hates Vineé because he refused to kiss her for a task because he was married. In a showmance with Anthony.

Anthony - Just imagine one of the previous Geordie Shore housemates but waayyyyy more arrogant. Thinks he’s God’s gift to woman and makes it clear he doesn’t want Jordan in his friendship group consisting of Kyle and Dan.

Gabi - The kind of iconic housemate that gets an unexpected early eviction. Like a northern Toya Washington.

Paul - Not an unpleasant housemate but stood by John even after his outburst which annoyed others. Is evicted by a unanimous house vote.

Eddie - The nice but bland one. No depth but the type of guy you’d want to be your uncle or something. Everybody misses him when he is evicted.

John - Gets nominated and tries to physically attack Vineé and Jordan, while making offensive remarks about other housemates, making Jordan want to walk. John gets ejected the next day.

Michelle & Melanie - The robbed queens </3

Dan - In a showmance with Stephanie, big and has muscles.

Phoebe - Feisty. First evictee and nobody expects it.