[:)tom:)]

You'll Never Put A Better Bit Of Tom On Your Knife.

Make It A Tom Night.

Can You Tell Tom From Butter?

my personal faves

There's First Love, and There's Tom Love.

And All Because The Lady Loves Tom.



you could get some really rude slogans on there like:
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Poo.
Don't Leave Home Without Poo.
Good Poo Has Danish Written All Over It.