-Bea and Marcus have come to the diary room-
Bea: I would like to exchange my token for alcohol this evening please.
Big Brother is happy to exchange your token this evening if you could put that in the slot in front of you.
Bea: Thank you very much
Obviously Marcus wants to have a chat with you, enjoy that
But it would be great if it could come while Marcus is still in here cause he's likely to be here a while, y'know what he's like
Excuse me, Marcus
-gets off chair-
Thank you Bea if you could just place your token in the slot. The diary room door is now open.
Bea: Enjoy
Marcus: I shall.
-Bea exits diary room-
How are you Marcus?
Marcus: I've been better.
In what way have you 'been better'?
Marcus: In a way that before the eviction result was read out, I was
happy and now I am
not so happy.
And why is that?
Marcus: Because you locked me in a house full of
fucking idiots like that one that just walked out the door. -points at Bea-
Can you explain to Big Brother what it is that you're particularly worried about with Bea at the moment?
Marcus: I'm not worried about
anything with Bea the woman's a
fucking idiot. That's it. Look how selfish she is. Every single thing,
every single little thing that crops up in this house: (imitates Bea) "Ohhh but what about ME
AWW MEE
ME-ME-ME AWW that person's doing THIS that person's doing THAAAT
Me Me Me Me Me
" ...Pretty much everyone else is just bumlickin each other because they're getting close to the end. It's just Bumlicks, and I hate Bumlicks. I don't wanna be stuck in a house now where every single person now is a Bumlick. With maybe the exception of Lisa.
And how do you intend to cope with living in a house with... these housemates?
Marcus: I have
no idea. I think I might just
smash your poxy lil cardboard house to its foundations. How about those
fucking apples?