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Piss orf.
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: scotland
Posts: 49,423
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Piss orf.
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: scotland
Posts: 49,423
Favourites:
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Paddy is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He quickly dials for an ambulance. "It's my wife, I've accidentally shot her - I ... I think I've killed her"
"Calm down sir" replies the operator. "Can you first make sure she really is dead?"
*BANG*
"Okay, done that, now what?"
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