Remember a few weeks ago we brought you news that Charley was “in talks” with Asda? Her camp claimed that the supermarket giant was keen to work with the BB twit girl on a fashion range a la Coleen. However, since then, it’s all gone suspiciously quiet, so we thought we’d better investigate. A quick call to Asda HQ and all has become clear. “We don’t know anything about it,” said their spokeswoman. “It all sounds a bit unlikely, to be honest.” Hmm… do you think that when Charley said she was “in talks” with Asda, she actually meant she’d had a natter with a shelf-stacker about the whereabouts of the budget baked beans aisle?