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Nothing in excess
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Join Date: Sep 2008
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Nothing in excess
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Here
Posts: 7,496
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Why are they so placid?
I wish there were a drug they could give the housemates to make them shriek at eachother and throw plates everywhere. I can just see it now. Ben finally snaps at Sunshine's relentless nagging and throttles her, Caoimhe punches Shabby in the groin after one too many advances from her. Nathan throws a chip pan on the floor orders everyone to 'eat [their] fookin' food' when fights break out at the table every single night. I am open to any drastic measures BB may be willing to take to make this a reality. Reducing the house to half its original size might just go a long way.
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No matter that they act like senile 12-year-olds on the Today programme website - smoking illegal fags to look tough and cool. No matter that Amis coins truly abominable terms like 'the age of horrorism' and when criticised tells people to 'fuck off'. Surely we all chuckle at the strenuous ennui of his salon drawl. Didn't he once accidentally sneer his face off?
- Chris Morris - The Absurd World of Martin Amis
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20-06-2010, 02:14 PM
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