[waterhog]

top 10 TV moments of 2011 in express paper

it was Friday the 30 of December,
and I was flicking through the express,
2011 flashed and most I did remember,
but as for some I could not care any less.
at number 10 ie the last,
is what is corrupting the young,
TOWIE and there thick cast,
it purely is all cheek and plenty of tong.
in 9th place was MR head slap,
but even if he has had a head change,
Jason G is still a vile sap,
boring and predictable is his fake range.
in-front is the beeb and I have proof,
spooks is at eight,
I can see in the final episode it killed Ruth,
its not my cup of T, no thanks mate.
Eastenders has come number seven,
the baby swap story line,
I am just so glad the doctor is in heaven,
to me this year Eastenders has been no sunshine.
the love of my life is at six,
in which ch5 should be prosecuted,
celebrity big brother was the boring mix,
how I wish the deadwood twins were really electrocuted.
I am normally hot on the news,
but Steve Coogan argument I had to research,
yes it was very colourful with views,
it did in no way leave me in the lurch.
Russell Grant is at four,
it has to be strictly,
if to be fired out of a cannon was not sore,
then getting this award is not correct politicly.
no I did not get married,
but Pippa did become brides-made,
sorry but my ignorance has carried,
not having a clue leaves me in the shade.
i'm a celeb is funny,
second place and Fatmia needs a new coach,
she is so competitive its not funny,
I felt so sorry for the poor cockroach.
Will and Kate's kiss is first,
its the best TV moment of the year,
I need a lady like that to clinch my thirst,
reader wipe away your tear.
my name is Joe,
I hope you have enjoyed my poetry countdown,
I will see you all as I have got to go,
and so sorry if my negativity has left you in the brown.