[waterhog]

the right one went but is the "Price" right ? yes or no 17.01.15

fight night was a nearly
so near was the erupt
tempers were not sparingly
and there is no end that's abrupt.
you could sense the tension
like when you got a full bladder
i am waiting for Alicia's radical invention
sad but unpredictable is the humiliation of Nadia.
Katie had tears
but was this a shed of skins
i am not going to crack open the beers
because i never underestimates the low level of the Hopkins.
Chloe was a goner
this was correct on reflecting
provoking a reaction will loose her honour
because while in very little was detecting.
i was debating about Alexandra
but he deserves no "criticism"
his "tune" was pure Karma
but one lovely chap equals no CBB exorcism
time for some trouble
the new entry left me unconvinced
the polar opposite of Hopkins but same name double
took the show by a storm and rinsed.
thank you CBB for fantastic
my best ever CBB show
ch5 has turned round all the plastic
its all backed up by the continuous flow.

( in simple English - after many flops on ch5 - i feel they have heeded the advice and turned round this great show and made it fantastic again. just wondered does anyone else feel this about CBB on ch5 ? )

[Jack The Cat]

Wrong, not because I dislike her but because she has been wasted on a series that was good enough already. I predict that with the next CBB people will be saying if only Katie was in.

[ebandit]

all poetry sucks...............most of all my inept attempts

the pound in your bank

ain't worth as much as a swiss frank

but wor katie knows the price

without thinking for a thrice

no holiday she's our new house mate

with enough £ untroubled by the going rate

Mark L

[arista]

Originally Posted by ebandit

all poetry sucks...............most of all my inept attempts

the pound in your bank

ain't worth as much as a swiss frank

but wor katie knows the price

without thinking for a thrice

no holiday she's our new house mate

with enough £ untroubled by the going rate

Mark L

Yes Shocking when they DePegged

[SocietyIsRuined]

I put wrong because I believe she will now win the show due to her fans instead of what she does on the show. Only things inside the house should be counted towards a winner and this will not be regarding Katie Price.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by SocietyIsRuined

I put wrong because I believe she will now win the show due to her fans instead of what she does on the show. Only things inside the house should be counted towards a winner and this will not be regarding Katie Price.

She didn't win IAC so not sure how many fans she has really

[SocietyIsRuined]

Originally Posted by Cherie

She didn't win IAC so not sure how many fans she has really

True.

[Cherie]

I put wrong as I don't see the point of her going in, apart from making up numbers, at the moment she seems to be on a peace keeping mission

[muchadoaboutnothing]

Originally Posted by Cherie

I put wrong as I don't see the point of her going in, apart from making up numbers, at the moment she seems to be on a peace keeping mission

I have also put WRONG and for the same reason. Looks like the United Nations have sent her in to keep the peace (as you mentioned) and I certainly can't see any clashes between her and KH, something that many viewers were hoping to see. In other words I think she will be a flop.

[Denver]

Originally Posted by Cherie

She didn't win IAC so not sure how many fans she has really

Her first stint she was not well known and the 2nd stint she quit after doing like 8 bushtucker trails in a row

[kirklancaster]

Two for the Hog on Katie Price:

"I Don't Like BoobDays' - by The Kirktown Rats.

The silicon slips inside her tits
Were ready to explode.
So she went back into surgery,
And removed her massive load.

And her fans couldn’t understand it,
They were always her best bits.
And they could see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
No reason to have smaller tits.

Tell them why?
She had her tits done.
Tell them why?
She had her tits done
Tell them why?
She had her tits done.

They want to shoot
Her small tits down.
Shoot em on down.

And here's one from Sir Kirk Geldof and Kirk Aid', hoping KP doesn't turn out to be a 'damp squib' because she was so nervous and 'nice on entry:

"Do They Know It's CBB Time At All"

It's Big Brother time, there's no need to be afraid
At BB time, you should shine, and put others in the shade,
And cause trouble a plenty, to bring us Tibbers joy
So put your hands around Hopkins neck at BB time.

And we’ll say a prayer, for Perez more than anyone,
So go be a slayer, and bring us all so much fun.
He’s in his own happy world of ‘Ego’
So show him dread an fear
Please all us Tibbers by showing him
reduced to pathetic tears.

And let KH know her days are numbered, and her Nemesis is you,
For tonight were all placing our faith in you.
.................................................. .................................

And which 3 philistines voted "Not As Wrong As Your Poetry" in WaterHogs Poll?

[waterhog]

[QUOTE=kirklancaster;7495456]Two for the Hog on Katie Price:

"I Don't Like BoobDays' - by The Kirktown Rats.

The silicon slips inside her tits
Were ready to explode.
So she went back into surgery,
And removed her massive load.

And her fans couldn’t understand it,
They were always her best bits.
And they could see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
No reason to have smaller tits.

Tell them why?
She had her tits done.
Tell them why?
She had her tits done
Tell them why?
She had her tits done.

They want to shoot
Her small tits down.
Shoot em on down.

And here's one from Sir Kirk Geldof and Kirk Aid', hoping KP doesn't turn out to be a 'damp squib' because she was so nervous and 'nice on entry:

"Do They Know It's CBB Time At All"

It's Big Brother time, there's no need to be afraid
At BB time, you should shine, and put others in the shade,
And cause trouble a plenty, to bring us Tibbers joy
So put your hands around Hopkins neck at BB time.

And we’ll say a prayer, for Perez more than anyone,
So go be a slayer, and bring us all so much fun.
He’s in his own happy world of ‘Ego’
So show him dread an fear
Please all us Tibbers by showing him
reduced to pathetic tears.

And let KH know her days are numbered, and her Nemesis is you,
For tonight were all placing our faith in you.
.................................................. .................................

And which 3 philistines voted "Not As Wrong As Your Poetry" in WaterHogs Poll?

i am emailing midge and bob - going to recreate this kirkster - not sure whos doing what line but we need some bono - the boy and the other george

[DanielM787]

Does anyone think Katie Price will stay for the full duration or walk

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by DanielM787

Does anyone think Katie Price will stay for the full duration or walk

She only walked in IAC, because she was voted to do 7 trials in a row, and had enough. Her trial percentages were massive, although they decreased everyday, they were still over 50%, in a 12 way vote. Her first one was about 85% in a 10 way vote.
I wish she hadn't, but I can see why she did walk. She was humiliated and picked on when she did the trials. Watch her live trial on Youtube, Jungle School.
That just said it all, IMO.

I do remember at the time, she was slowly becoming more popular with the bookies. I remember her being third favourite to win, at the time she walked.

[abhorson]

The price is never right.

[arista]

Originally Posted by waterhog

the right one went but is the "Price" right ? yes or no 17.01.15

fight night was a nearly
so near was the erupt
tempers were not sparingly
and there is no end that's abrupt.
you could sense the tension
like when you got a full bladder
i am waiting for Alicia's radical invention
sad but unpredictable is the humiliation of Nadia.
Katie had tears
but was this a shed of skins
i am not going to crack open the beers
because i never underestimates the low level of the Hopkins.
Chloe was a goner
this was correct on reflecting
provoking a reaction will loose her honour
because while in very little was detecting.
i was debating about Alexandra
but he deserves no "criticism"
his "tune" was pure Karma
but one lovely chap equals no CBB exorcism
time for some trouble
the new entry left me unconvinced
the polar opposite of Hopkins but same name double
took the show by a storm and rinsed.
thank you CBB for fantastic
my best ever CBB show
ch5 has turned round all the plastic
its all backed up by the continuous flow.

( in simple English - after many flops on ch5 - i feel they have heeded the advice and turned round this great show and made it fantastic again. just wondered does anyone else feel this about CBB on ch5 ? )

Include Viacom in your next one.


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