[waterhog]

dogs in your bed - good morning Britain debate 29.04.15

some say its forbidden
others don't bat a eye lid
a perverted mind will have a view that's hidden
this place is squalid.
but does a line need to be drawn
just for authority
i aware it was fun and not "porn"
if you disbelieve ask the lady's who are the majority.
you do have infections
the more the higher the risk
every muff has detailed inspections
followed by a forensic flea frisk.
a few don't ever sleep
they moan and grunt
the other end of the bed in a heap
all conversation blunt.
then you have the obsessive
in my mind it is sticking
i can not detail as it is offensive
its all to do with outrageous licking.
the noise is a factor
over the mouth i needed a towel
i am sure i had a opera singer/actor
the whole of London heard her howl.
i am now confused
so the reader must not be dark
Good Morning Britain really amused
so are you a grunt-er, howler or do you bark ?

( https://www.change.org/p/myself-have...dogs-in-my-bed )