[SiMoN!]

It hasn't taken Big Brother long to put its foot down.
After launching himself into the pool, staggering from sofa to sofa and pulling that confused face you only find in pubs after 11pm, Donny's first night in the House so far has been pretty eventful.


But now he's not best pleased. After opening his suitcase Donny discovered that Big Bro had snaffled his secret stash, in accordance with the rules. And because it can.

Donny wasn't going to take this full stop on his fun lightly. Thudding down in the Diary Room chair Donny waited for Big Bro.

"Hello. Helloo?" he called out.

"Hello Donny," came the eventual reply.

"Hey listen. I just got my suitcase and I packed two bottles of red wine," he explained. Red wine? Surely that should have been snakebite and black?

"And I've opened it and it's not in there. What's going down?"

"Big Brother supplies alcohol at Big Brother's discretion," came back the Big man. "As housemates got alcohol this evening Big Brother won't be providing any more."

"I wasn't asking Big Brother to supply any alcohol," replied Donny. "I was supplying my own. So you've taken it?"

"That's correct," confirmed BB.

"Right, nice one lads. Good job," said Donny, leaving.

Coming into the bedroom, Donny couldn't be put off the scent. "Anyone got any booze?" he ventured, hopefully.

"No," said Jo, shaking her head.

"You're on your own matey," said Leo. A lone wolf in the House already? Who'd have thought it