[Smeggypants]

This year's CBB has been RUINED by putting Jade, her Chav and her accessory boyfriend in the house.

Everything was shaping up to be really entertaining with a nice diverse mixture of personalities.

And then the Goodie Family enter the house.

Jade is a Pantomime Thicko who has learnt that mispronouncing words, getting general knowledge wrong and pulling stereotypical dumb faces makes other thick people laugh and has earnt her a lot of money.

That's fine. I can't blame her for cashing in on entertaining other thick people and her own shows are easily avoidable.

But contaminating CBB with her is a travesty. IMO it's completely ruined the synergy that makes CBB such a good watch.

And far from just having to put up with Jade, it's all been made exponentially worse by bringing her chav mother into the show!!!!!

'Jackiey' is just a complete joke. A truly offensive human being who doesn't deserve even 1 minute on our TV screens. Crikey! Genitalia are pixellated out on our screens in some kind of bizarre censorship ideology and Janet Jackson causes national uproar in America by showing a nipple at the Superbowl. Yet no one at Channel 4 has done the right thing and pixellated out Jack(ie)y Goody!! Even her infamous 'make over' was a complete failure. I hope whoever paid for it got a full refund.

Endemol have previously had great success with the formula of Big Brother, so what has gone so badly wrong this time? Change of Management perhaps? Someone slipped LSD in the Endemol Water cooler? ????

And then it struck me!!!

A big part of the business model of choreographed 'reality' shows like X-Factor and Big Brother is the revenue to be raked in from....VOTES!!!!

Eureka!!!!

What could be better for raking in huge amounts of cash from rampant voting than contaminating Big brother with the most vile and repulsive characters you could think of. Ruin the show for the viewers and then get them to PAY to put it right again.

Well I'm not voting. Endemol should do the right thing and remove these troglodytes from CBB as soon as possible and let us get on with enjoying the show.

Smeggs