[Smithy]

The Countess - Livia, living on a healthy diet of sex and blood, she’ll kill most of her conquests before drinking their blood, kidnaps children to raise them as her own



Sally - Shaun, no matter how hard he tries, he will never be able to leave, an addict, stuck here forever



Liz Taylor - That Girl, A woman born into a mans body, he steals his mums clothes and wears them to walk the dogs when she is out at work




Iris - Josy, The Manager, if she isn’t at the desk cracking on with a puzzle or planning her wedding, she’ll be ready to grumpily answer the bell, or the reports y’all keep sending the poor bitch


Will Drake - Marsh What’s going on? Is he gay? Is he straight? Why does he have a child? Murdered by The Countess for his money


Donovan - Douglas, A former addict and jilted lover of the countess, has a bad relationship with his mother Iris, but also has a Jawline for days


Mr March - Mark, creator of the Hotel, he rarely appears but when he does it’s probably to ban murder someone



Hazel Evers - Niamh, constantly cleaning up the **** everybody leaves around here



Romona Royale - Smithy, A fallen star, from TiBB A Lister to somewhere around the D list, yet another former lover of the countess


Addiction Demon - LeatherTrumpet, A demon which rapes drug addicts () Constantly lurking, ready to post when nobody is expecting it



John Lowe - Dezzy, Investigating the mysterious murders (bannings) occurring on TiBB before he realises it was himself all along (gasp!!! who saw it coming!!)



Alex - Ninastar, Wife of John, she blames him for the disappearance of Holden



Holden - Gypsygoth, girl where you at


Bartholomew - Nicky91, The Countess' one true born child, she seeks to terminate her pregnancy during the 3rd week despite very visibly showing, however it fails


Lachlan Drake - T*, Got sent to boarding school bc nobody cared about his annoying ass


The Towheads - Will/Daniel./Adam the countess’ adopted children, I can never tell them apart so there you go (Can y'all believe there wasn't a gif of these smh)