[waterhog]

raise a glass to MP's bar closure - metro news 09.12.17
　
everyday i grind
to my people is the serve
please don't take away my unwind
one stiff drink is the least i deserve.
getting by on 74k is a disgrace
i could well need a pacer
working with no alcohol blood trace
the thought is telling me i need my third chaser.
its no secret on corruption
absolutely rife with us posh
scam fiddle and avoid is a good assumption
come in and at £3.40 let me buy you a grolsch.
remember it trickles from this institution
every law passed is our clue
even if i pay i oppose prostitution
that hooker went through all my malibu.
wrong is the bar closure
the expression on my face is a pass
to the local MP this won't get exposure
the way we handle is to raise a glass.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/06/parlia...ffers-7138468/