[Crimson Dynamo]

Just as Rita was well underway with some bolloxio Facebook motivational poster spiel about women being the Moon and men being the sun and how its always been so

Anne pipes up "the sun is significantly older than the moon"


(about 60 million years or so betwixt friends)




Actually in Universe terms they are pretty similar aged but the moon was made after the earth and our solar system was formed (theory is something big hit earth and the moon was formed from at the sh1t that exploded off earth, probably Trumps fault)



It was a classic clarification put down


Rita should have come back with "yeah...well, well at least im not fat "

But hindsight is an elusive mistress..