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![]() Hello and welcome to the greatest TiBB show on Ice (the only one)! This week our couples will be skating two performances for the first time this series, and they have been rehearsing for about a month after my ban delayed manners. Unfortunately this week our judge Mitchell is absent, and joining us as guest judge is last series finalist Danny! So let's start with our first theme of the week, with our first couple... Last edited by Wizard.; 11-04-2019 at 04:59 PM. |
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Montblanc and Richard Blackwood: Deeper Shade of Blue - Steps
Morgan: 5 Luke: 8 Ross: 8 Ant: 6 Danny: 8 TOTAL: 35 Morgan - I think you'll be feeling a deeper shade of regret after this performance. Danny - LOVED every second of it. Especially loved the smurf outfits and how all the audience members had blue face paint on for this. I do hope Hannah Agboola is okay after her hysterical exit during your performance mind… Ant - This reminds me of my waffle. Luke - This was a great performance! |
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Daniella and Daniella Westbrook: Sexy! No No No... - Girls Aloud
Morgan: 4.5 Luke: 9 Ross: 9 Ant: 3.5 Danny: 8.5 TOTAL: 34.5 Morgan - Of tonight's Girls Aloud tributes this is probably the one Adam will stan therefore I didn't enjoy it. Danny - Girls Aloud bops will always get you a high score but can't help feel you could have done BETTER. Skating was superb though! Ant - Your legs just couldn’t keep up the ecstatic music. It reminded me of when I made my puppy (no, not a dog…) walked on all fours across hot coals Luke - SEXY YES YES YES! this had everything i ever wanted, great technique, amazing solo skating and iconic lifts! well done |
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Tony Montana and Kem Cetinay: Gangsta's Paradise - Coolio
Morgan: 6 Luke: 2 Ross: 7.5 Ant: 4 Danny: 3 TOTAL: 22.5 Morgan - I loved this song but it was a tragedy on the ice. Danny - "NO ****ING MAN WILL EVERRRR TELL ME TO ****ING SHUSH!!!!!" Miss Tina Malone being dragged off stage after disrupting this performance was the only highlight for me, sorry. Ant - COOLIO SUCKS BALLS! And so did this performance. Boring. Thank you, NEXT! Luke - Awful just awful. Justice for Nadia! |
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Black Dagger and Laura Hamilton: Too Lost In You - Sugababes
Morgan: 4.5 Luke: 10 Ross: 9.5 Ant: 5.5 Danny: 9 TOTAL: 38.5 Danny - I was mesmerised by this gorgeous performance. Stunning. Ant - I honestly would pay you to step all over my grubby face in those ice skates and slice my face open. That performance was erotic and I’m not ashamed. Luke - whew i got too lost in the beautiful performance Ross - Performance of the series ![]() |
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Alf and Jorgie Porter: Love Machine - Girls Aloud -
Morgan: 9 Luke: 8 Ross: 8 Ant: 7 Danny: 8 TOTAL: 42 Morgan - Well I am in LOVE with this performance! You're a natural born entertainer! Could've been a 10 of this didn't remind me of that awful dating show with Stacey Solomon and Chris Moyles of the same name. Danny - I couldn't keep my eyes off you! You've improved so much on the ice. It certainly took me back to my childhood Ant - A nice blend of appealing to me with the use of Girls Aloud while also not choosing a bat**** crazy song! I loved this! -Smacks my love machine |
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Liam and Kerry Katona: Push The Button - Sugababes
Morgan: 9 Luke: 8 Ross: 9.5 Ant: 8 Danny: 10 TOTAL: 44.5 Danny - This performance had EVERYTHING! I LOVED how Miss Nicola McLean was shredding letters from home during the whole routine. A beautiful tribute. Ant - You pushed all my buttons you sexy ass bitch Luke - Luke Scrase is triggered Ross - Another performance of the series ![]() |
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Why So Serious?
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How come Alf is still in?
He walked |
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it’s a mad, mad world
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And that wraps up our Celebrity Big Brother Theme! Oh wait, outraged that she was not picked for this week on TiBB on Ice and that her brother was exposed as a paedophile all in the same month... who's that storming onto the ice... why, it couldn't be, it is, it's
La Toya Jackson with... Morgan: 5 Luke: 6.5 Ross: 8 Ant: 7 Danny: 7.5 TOTAL: 34 Morgan - I'm giving you a 5 to even out the scores after Mitchell will probably give this way higher than it deserves. Danny - BEAUTIFUL!! I loved it. So much fun I want to see you go all the way! Ant - This performance touched me more than her brother touched kids. Luke - I see someone is trying to get a 10 from Mitchell |
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Mi chico latino, it's time for our foreign language performances! First up it's Mont and the SEXY (get inside me) Richard Blackwood!
Montblanc and Richard Blackwood: Gee - Girls Generation Morgan: 4 Luke: 7 Ross: 5 Ant: 4 Danny: 6.5 TOTAL: 26.5 Danny - An okay bop but I couldn't keep up with what you were doing. A messy performance tbh, I know you can do better. Ant - had a harder time trying to understand your footwork than I had understanding the Korean. Also the singers of the song ****ing STOLE DUFFY’S HIT “MERCY” AND THEN SOLD IT OFF WITH ABBA’S BEST SONG’S TITLE “DANCING QUEEN”. I will not support these double plagiarising bitchez. You should be ashamed for supporting them |
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Daniella and Daniella Westbrook: Fake Love - BTS
Morgan: 7 Luke: 8.5 Ross: 4 Ant: 5 Danny: 3.5 TOTAL: 28 Morgan - I don't normally love this song, but you did a good job of it on the ice. Danny - Annoying, you'd have been better off skating to Gangnam Style. Didn't enjoy it at all sorry. Ant - anyway… |
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Tony Montana and Kem Cetinay: Numa Numa Yei - O-Zone
Morgan: 5 Luke: 4.5 Ross: 8.5 Ant: 6 Danny: 10 TOTAL: 34 Danny - TEN TEN TENNNN! AHHHHHH AH LOVED IT!!!! You had the whole audience on their feet, favourite performance of the SERIES! Ant - You really fondled with my nostalgic gland! Ross - Me coming onto the ice with LukeB to BOP to this ![]() |
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Black Dagger and Laura Hamilton: Hoppípolla - Sigur Rós
Morgan: 5.5 Luke: 5 Ross: 8 Ant: 10 Danny: 2 TOTAL: 30.5 Danny - It was an okay performance but I got really bored, at least I managed to finish my Sudoku puzzle though as I found that more exciting Ant - I can’t explain how much this performance has changed my life. I’m currently in a period of my life where I’m healing from trauma and in a constant battle of being proud of myself for making my stand and feeling guilt for looking after myself. This performance was poetic. I felt my legs trembling as I walked towards this dance and felt the warmth of its embrace and I was reminded all our pains and struggles are valid and we have survived our worst days so far and will carry on surviving – no, living. Hoppipolla roughly means ‘jumping into puddles’ and it truly feels like you’ve gracefully splashed into pools of my tears and cleansed them. I could never repay you for changing my life in those few minutes, but I can at least give you a ten. Thank you, godspeed. |
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Why So Serious?
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Where's Mitchell?
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Alf and Jorgie Porter: La Vie En Rose - Edith Piaf
Morgan: 4.5 Luke: 7 Ross: 7 Ant: 6 Danny: 0.5 TOTAL: 25 Danny - I'd probably appreciate this more if I was 600 years old. Moving on… Ant - The song made me feel a tad sad but the performance made me feel better. Thanks daddy! |
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Liam and Kerry Katona: Havana (Remix) - Camila Cabello, Daddy Yankee
Morgan: 9 Luke: 8 Ross: 8 Ant: 6.5 Danny: 6.5 TOTAL: 38 Morgan - Havana ooh na YASSS! You killed it out there! Danny - Hmmmmm I feel you played it safe. I was expecting MORE. We're nearing the end of the series we want EXCITEMENT!! This was far from exciting I yawned 4 times. Ant - The song gave me chlamydia but the performance cleaned my soul. So yeah, difficult to say. Ross - We love a talented queen ![]() Last edited by Wizard.; 11-04-2019 at 05:16 PM. |
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![]() Oh and as for you, 4 point bastard 5, wtf was that about ![]() Last edited by Matthew.; 11-04-2019 at 05:18 PM. |
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