[SairBabi92]

Courtesy of channel4.com/bigbrother


A bump and grind in the night?...

Did you hear it? In the night? That noise? Carole certainly did - but what was it?

There was definitely some rustling, which can only have been a duvet. There was a muffled human noise too - like the sort of pleasurable moan you make when you're eating a lovely cake.

There was some heavy breathing too - and it came from the direction of Ziggy and Chanelle's bed, which seemed alive with activity for such a late hour. What could it have been?

Carole had her ideas, when this morning the pair cuddled up in bed just after the morning alarm. But the love-pile was disrupted by the sound of Ziggy's tight, nasally fake snoring.

"Ah, so it was you in the night," said Carole walking past.

"Uh-huh," snickered Ziggy.

"Mmm," cooed Chanelle.

So snoring, then? It couldn't have been the sound of anything else, surely?