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Oi you rabble. This is from The Sun. Read it.

TERRIBLE twins Sam and Amanda were last night branded noisy, abusive louts with annoying laughs — by their long-suffering neighbour.

Colin Hulse, who has lived next door to the pair for the past five years, revealed: “It’s been a nightmare.”

The 38-year-old warehouseman added: “They were shouting, screaming, banging doors and playing loud music at all hours.

“Then there were groups of lads hanging about outside their home with car radios blaring.

“But the worst thing was their laugh.

“It’s a high-pitched screech that really gets on your nerves.”

Colin got so fed up with the anti-social antics that he began to protest to his local council. He sent his first noise complaint just SIX months after the blonde Barbie lookalikes moved in with their mum and younger sister.

And he has bombarded council staff with calls ever since.

Police have been called on several occasions to quieten down the racket coming from the local authority house in Newcastle-under-Lyme, Staffs.

Mediation experts were also called in to calm the neighbours’ dispute. After peace talks the 19-year-old twins were ordered to:

Stop BANGING on the wall between the semi-detached homes;

End ABUSIVE language and gestures towards their neighbours;

Turn down their MUSIC after 10.30pm.

Colin — who lives with his supermarket worker wife Shirley, 39, and their three daughters — said: “The problems started from the moment they moved in and stemmed from the twins.

“My wife works nights and I do shifts so we often need to sleep in the day.

“But they were not prepared to make allowances for this.

“We asked them to keep the noise down but it did no good and we were forced to complain. We have had numerous contacts with the local authority, and the police and mediators have been round to quieten them down.”

But all his efforts were in vain. Colin went on: “The twins would tone things down for a bit and then the din would start again.

“We don’t speak to them at all now — there would be no point. All they think about is themselves.”

Colin is so happy with the peace he gets while the twins are on BB.

He added: “It’s bliss with them away. Everything’s nice and quiet. It’s just like it used to be before they arrived.

“We have no problem with their mother or younger sister.

Colin said he does not follow Big Brother, but he wants his next-door neighbours to win — so they stay away from home for as long as possible.

He said: “I don’t watch the programme but I suppose I wish them every success. The longer they are involved in the show the more time they will spend away from here.”

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