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Big Brother's Big Mother

Big Brother 9, will see the constestant in a baby race, an insider can reveal! House mates will be seperated in to pairs and will have sex in the house on the first night, the couple whoose baby is the first see day light will win the prize fund of over 300 million pounds. Our insider can also reveal that there will be extra prizes for Twins and Triplets.

The idea came about during a team meeting, struggling for ideas to kick start the new series of Big Brother, which has suffered poor viewing figures in recent years. "The hotel where they meet was across from a mothercare, and that's where it really started" our source revealed.

This controversal move is in hope that Big Brother won't get scapped next year. Big Brother starts on the 5th of June, hosted by Cila Black. This is due to the fact Davina McCall has quit, complaining of a mid-life crisis.