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Age-old gender differences are causing tensions in the House - like who is weeing on the toilet seat...

The pee plot thickened after Michelle had an unpleasant experience in the chemical toilet and came out steaming mad.

"I've been complaining about boys who have been weeing on the seat," she said. "I wiped it off but there's wee on the handle. Why are boys weeing on the handle for *******'s sake?"

Michelle told Marco, Shell and Stuart that if people were whinging about smoking, she could whinge about people soiling the toilet seat.

Both she and Shell were convinced Ahmed was the culprit. "His wife probably never says anything," she said. "Everyone to their own, but that's s***e."

And when Michelle and Dan saw Ahmed heading for the portaloo she told him, "Make sure you don't tinkle on the seat mind."

It wasn't me, honest...


But far from being busted Ahmed told her that as a Muslim, he is not allowed to stand and pee. "We have to sit like women," he explained.

Michelle told him of her nasty surprise on the toilet handle but wanted to make sure it didn't look like she was picking on him alone. "I'm just telling boys," she said.

Dan said he sits too because being so tall he often misses the target otherwise. While Marco had some stunning news about his toilet tactics, "I used to always sit until a year ago when I realised that if I stood up it saved time," he twittered.

The mystery deepens.

With Ahmed and Daniel absolving themselves, it leaves the time-challenged Marco and Jungle Cats, Jason, Victor and Stuart as the remaining suspects.

Further investigations are bound to follow...

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