[Locke.]

Tonight Big Brother has thrown the housemates a leaving party, with such moving party music as 'My Way' by Frank Sinatra and 'I Will Always Love You' by Whitney Houston.

Rachel, Darnell and Michael headed to the Diary Room in high spirits.

"Thanks for the party!" Michael told Big Brother as the three of them huddled on the chair.

"And the songs!" chirped Rachel.

"Whitney Houston, man," said Darnell wistfully. "That was it, right there. That was the tune to put on at that moment, that did it right there."

"And the carrots!" added Rachel, weirdly. "The carrots were yummy!"

"Thank you for all that," concluded Darnell. "Thank you for the 92 days of good times."

But Michael couldn't let them leave on that note.

"And I should say that I did have a jobbie today," he informed Big Brother before they left the Diary Room.

"That's gross," murmured Darnell.

You're telling us.

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