[Amy]

Housemates have woken up to find their House has been interfered with in the night.

Shell was the first to try and take a shower, reporting back to the bedroom that there was no hot water.

"They're trying to piss us off," guessed Jason.

"Let's start flexing our muscles, guys," said Stuart, sensing another revolt.

"Yeah," said comrade Jason. "Take the power back to the people." But in the next breath he went from socialist revolutionary to pampered celebrity.

"Remember, we make this show," he said. "Big Brother forgets who pays their wages."

Stuart wanted to hold the suitcases, which had been returned to the House last night, to ransom until the hot water was restored, but decided to content himself with going for a bowl of "choicy cereal."

Happy with his decision Stu wandered into the garden and announced. "It's chilleroo out here."

But once he reached the kitchen Stuart found the housemates' larder had been raided and a number of items had been removed.

"Meanies!" blasted Shell.

"Childish. Outrageous," judged Daniel.

On further inspection Shell noticed Big Brother has swiped the salt and pepper too. "They've taken our condiments," she twittered. "*******ers."

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