[Z]

The highly anticipated reunion of Pop and R&B's favourite ..girl.. group has finally happened, with tour dates across Europe being announced. The girls... have announced the set list for the tour:

Wurkit, Wurkit
Say My MSN Name
Bug a Shu
Lose My GIF
Emoticon
Nasty Gurl
Brotherhood Soldier (ft. T.Iceman & Lil WATERS)
Bills, Bills, Bills (Zeta Needs 30 New Pledges)
Independent Gurlfrans
Bateylicious
Elimination Survivor
Gurl

The band's producer Gary Port, alias Starshagger, well known throughout the industry for his work with Lauren Faheylicious, Twilight Twitty, Schindler's Fist and his own career as GaGaryy, was quoted as saying:

'I first met the gurls when they were just beginning to do shows at gay bars like *****erz and China Dykes in down town Michigan. I liked what I saw and... I'm not gonna lie, Shuyoncé is a freak in the sack. Yeah that might have influenced my decision to sign them to my label StarShagger Ltd but I really think these gurls are the next big thing. They have the raw talent of Fahey and the swagger of Twitty matched with my stellar production... the world better watch out 2baha/'

Jameshelle Knowles was asked of what she thought about the upcoming tour, but gave a mysterious answer:

'This ain't no gospel group ah/! LOL'

We caught up with Greggy Rowland today on a break from shooting the video for upcoming single ComMSNander, she smiled throughout the interview, but we at ZetaNews sensed the smile was forced and behind it hid a lot of pain and fear:

'I'm really looking forward to working with Jameshelle.. and Shuyoncé again, we work together well, and we all get equal input... It's a fun environment to work in... I really can't wait... I have to go now...'


Finally, Shuyoncé, who is credited with instigating the reunion tour, gave an official statement today, stating:

'I am CRAZY IN LOVE with my sister and friends. Working with them is honestly a SWEET DREAM, and everytime I look at them I immediately see their HALOs. IF I WERE A BOY we would be the next Backstreet Boys, but as we are SINGLE LADIES, Des2baha's Child is sure to be the GREEN LIGHT to a stellar career. And my EGO will not mean I become a DIVA, no way. I have no intention of UPGRADING U girls and going solo. This is for keeps x'

The singer has been accused by critics of using the reunion tour to bolster her career, as she has nearly exhausted all of the single releases on her smash hit album I Am... Sasha Fierce; and many suspect her of using this to extend her time in the limelight.

- ZetaNews

[Tom4784]

*glares at them and walks off*

[Z]

DeanToya Luckett, there is no need to be bitter.

[LemonJam]

flawless.

[CaraRawr]

LOL. amazing.

[Jessica.]

[Ross]

Hot!!

[ILoveTRW]

gay

[LemonJam]

Originally Posted by ILoveTRW

gay

YOU'RE GAY

-storms out-

[Shaun]

nuh really james?

[Z]

I look so hawt.

[Twilight]

qt <3

[Tom4784]

They need to make a new album.

[Iceman]

LOL at T.Iceman..... he musta been high!

[bbfan1991]

Originally Posted by Snowman

LOL at T.Iceman..... he musta been high!

Youtube video

[Z]

This was amazing.

[Jessica.]